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Alone Demotivational Poster


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by daveprime

forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


IRONY - It's a blast.




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


ALONE - We are all alone in this world. Because when it comes down to it no one really cares


TAGS: alone
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2012, 8:52 am
I wish someone would inform my 31 year old daughter….. d***, like a leach.
SteveFurlong - July 31, 2012, 10:49 pm
I don't think that's quite true, but the sentiment fits the mood I'm in, so 5L.


LONELINESS - The worst thing in this world isn't being alone. It's being surrounded by people that make you feel like you're alone.


TAGS: lonely worst world people alone
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm
Guess who had the double-bean burrito?
th3capone45 - September 30, 2012, 1:52 am
So true...


ABSENCE -


TAGS: away alone breath
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

jonny5 - November 2, 2012, 7:19 am
Hey! Looks like one house on the Jersey shore survived Hurricane Sandy
spacedog - August 18, 2012, 7:21 pm
Really like this Sho. 5L


IT'S BETTER -


TAGS: alone
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:21 pm
Superb.
Haarakkon - November 29, 2010, 11:51 pm
Flawless.
BoneCD - November 29, 2010, 9:04 pm
Your best to date I swear!!! 5 (or should it be 1 lonely one) Poodles for you!
Sean - November 29, 2010, 7:32 pm
I love it. This is great.
Airman - November 29, 2010, 6:04 pm
thx all
crankyhead - November 29, 2010, 5:48 pm
magnificent
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
*bow*
Derek - November 29, 2010, 4:09 pm
I dare say this is going to the top of the pile.
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:24 pm
felt that pain in the past. Powerful stuff, dude. 5L


GOOD FRIENDS - Don't let you do stupid stuff, alone ...


TAGS: good friends stupid stuff alone
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:48 pm
When I saw the woman's glare, I laughed so hard that Coca Cola came out of my nose!


SOLITUDE - Let me enjoy my solitude the way it was made to be enjoyed, alone. And take your camera too!




STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.


TAGS: byu fan alone child max hall
Rating: 2.56/5
freestyler - December 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
h** teacher.


ALONE IN THE WORLD -


TAGS: puppy alone chair liquid
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:28 pm
The bitterness of someone left alone. Oh the years have burned , they burn. Oh they burn! I used to be your little puppy!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:30 am
5 lonely puppies for you.


ALONE -




ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am
nice


BENT -


TAGS: tree alone struggle lonely hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 8:04 pm
That ph**o is from Smashing Pumpkins : Adore album artwork.
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:54 am

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. i'll 5L this and THEN go kill myself.
Hawamleh - January 25, 2011, 5:37 am
it's why I haven't got banned yet :D thanks
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:25 pm
5L... Just sweet perfection.
crankyhead - January 24, 2011, 9:22 pm
gold hammy, gold.
Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:52 pm
thanks rerun, truly means a lot
rerun - January 24, 2011, 6:42 pm

this my noob friemds is how to make a motifake
Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:35 pm
thanks man
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:22 pm
Beauty.


SOLITUDE - A true blessing when you need it... A true curse when you do not...


TAGS: alone lonely depressed bored hopeless
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Wrathchild

coldinjected - July 6, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good poster. A lot of people around here dig the philosphy angle. I'm in it for the funny! Got any comedy in ya?
Wrathchild - July 6, 2011, 9:03 am
First poster. Sincere suggestions for improvement encouraged. Thanks for the opportunity to share.


ALONE -


TAGS: alone
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - November 10, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks...I'm glad you got the message
maoworks2 - November 10, 2011, 10:46 am
boy ! that hits the spot


FOREVER AVAILABLE -


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am
thanks!
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


ALONE -




SOMETIMES AT WORK - I feel like Robinson Crusoë did. I'm insanely bored and just waiting for Friday. Meh, more like ALWAYS.




LOVE LOST -


TAGS: lost love leave me alone
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

spacedog - October 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice one Admiral.
MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:59 am
That is so sad. My heart aches for you. God bless.
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 12:49 am
5 slit wrists.


NO ONE HERE BUT US RIPPLES -


TAGS: insignificant alone ominous lurking
Rating: 4.97/5

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Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:17 pm

epic :)


MOTIVATION -


TAGS: cave man lengths depths alone
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - July 16, 2012, 12:50 pm
Nothing like some peace and quiet. 5L


SOJOURN -


TAGS: life alone death
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Sho



SINGLE -




LONELINESS -


TAGS: road life bleak option alone
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - August 20, 2012, 8:51 am
Nice. That's a 5


COMPANY - You Can Never Be Truly Alone... For Solitude Always Keeps You Company




REQUISITE -




INDEPENDENCE -


TAGS: always forever alone and happy
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
nice


SOLITUDE - The Strongest Man Is The One Who Stands Most Alone.


TAGS: solitude alone
Rating: 4.64/5

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MrRandom - May 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
A very, very, solitary thing. *goes and sobs in corner*
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 11:20 pm
Well, I beg to differ... the best Cubby posters are viewed when alone. (Laughter is a solitary thing)
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
I'm thinking that's when the best posters are made.When we are alone. 5/5
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 8:48 pm
I must be a superhero!


LONELINESS -


TAGS: alone dirt alone dirt
Rating: 4.58/5

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maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 4:11 pm
sounds like someone I know


LOYALTY -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LMAO!


LONELINESS -


TAGS: erase sadness alone
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:55 pm
But we can at least be alone together
maoworks2 - December 30, 2011, 6:46 pm
I'll Drink To That !


I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GOD -


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suenero

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
Great.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.


TRUST -




EVERY SINGLE DAY -


TAGS: alone lives stuck past forget
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:39 pm

don't think i'd mind if you handed me a fishing pole out there.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 4:38 pm
I Feel The Same Way !


IGNORANT -


TAGS: sleep alone nightmare
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - July 15, 2012, 1:49 pm
152796 :P
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:36 pm
I called myself a n00b in reference to my time spent here. I also called myself a narcissist which means that I already know I'm better than all of you...at least that's what your girlfriends think ;)
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:45 pm
Lmao y'all are killing me xD
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 12:29 pm
…and the Sho must go on…..hind ends up everyone! First sniff’s on me. Cheers.
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:15 pm
Point well made, steve. And no need to call yourself a noob, we all get better by learning and trying
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:14 pm
quality work. So as a n00b and as a narcissistic bitter old man, I ask you all to kiss and make up before I have to put you all over my knee ;)How's that for length? LOL
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:10 pm
not matter as long as it's good and entertaining. I find shorter and precise easier to read with my short attention span. Part of the beauty of Motifake is that it allows a variety of styles for a variety of tastes and I find all the regulars here do
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:06 pm
I realize that I'm just a n00b but if I can offer my opinion, I personally look at the pic first, then the title, then what is written below. Each must grab my attention and keep it or I stop and move on. I hate to waste time and while length to me does
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:35 am
Let me put it simple for you. It doesn't matter tome if you don't like long posters. I will keep making more. The mods like them, a lot of other people on the site likes them. And I know you love them too. There will be more so sit back, learn and enjoy.
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 10:46 am
Ha! So why don't you re-read your first comment on this poster and see if it resembles pi55ing and moaning? Do you plan on sharing any positive opinions of posters or is trolling all we can expect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2012, 10:37 am
I was hoping that you'd catch on and realize that no one agrees with you...Why do you think that you get to decide how posters should be made? you've got no business criticizing anyone's posters.
RealityCheck - July 14, 2012, 10:29 am
Not nearly as easy as whining when someone criticizes.
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:36 pm
You have made this point before. You are entitled to your opinion, but I like this poster. I gave it 5L. Sho creates great atmosphere with his posters. You should try it. It's not easy, like criticizing.
Sho - July 13, 2012, 7:28 pm
You like these don't you? I'll make sure to make a lot more.
RealityCheck - July 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
Yet another FABULOUS short novel by one of the members here.... as a demotivator, however, it leaves something to be desired. Like EDITING FOR BREVITY.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:10 am
Another fanta5tic Motifake by Sho that creeps me out, reminding why I sleep with a buck knife XD Good job, dude! Well worded.
Jerry430 - July 13, 2012, 1:49 am
Isn't that that one guy from Ponyo?
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:42 am
I KNEW IT!!


APRIL FOOL'S DAY -


TAGS: april fools day forever alone
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by caveman

Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'd laugh so hard if she relised you were serious and when you were gonna propose it was on April Fool's Day.
WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:16 pm
Dude, that's just powerful
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
Very cute...bad timing is all.
caveman - April 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
(No no no, you got it all wrong rick, April does fool people, so the apostrophe should be there)(do you think he bought it) (well we'll just have to wait and see)
Rick69 - April 1, 2012, 3:15 pm
Oh Shi... This here is deep... (I almost don't have the heart to point out the apostrophe should be after the "s" in "fool's")... I still commend you heartily for this...
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:32 am
n-i-c-e


WHY IS IT? -


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L


ILLUMINATION -


TAGS: alone dark idea shine
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
"good" sounds really lame, meant to say cool. 5.
Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
But maybe that's more about heat than illumination. But good poster gammamutt.
Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:50 pm
In my case recently the thought was: "What the hell was Moooooooooooooooooo talking about? Even if there is such a thing as a snipe, I'll bet it's illegal to try to catch one with a gunny sack. I'mmmmona kill that bastard -- and I don't mean the snipe."
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:18 am
Goodwan Joh Toh!


LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.




NOW ALONE IN THIS WORLD -


TAGS: lonely alone barren nightfall devoid
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djrcreative - January 19, 2012, 3:10 pm
@LA Well, then, less browsing, more writing! ;)
Rhovanmark - January 19, 2012, 1:31 am
I enjoy seeing what new and creative posters you make. Keep it up La.
LiquidAngel - January 18, 2012, 4:13 am
This one is, most I've just found while browsing.
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:15 am
Great poem(s). Are they your own?
Iconoclast - January 17, 2012, 11:42 am
Great picture + great caption = Great Poster !
maoworks2 - January 17, 2012, 11:20 am
Very Nice !


LONELINESS -


TAGS: lonely sad love alone
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

zontarfromvenus - January 25, 2013, 8:48 am
Thanks
zontarfromvenus - January 25, 2013, 8:45 am
Thank you very much!
Sho - January 24, 2013, 10:15 pm
Five & Fav'd. And welcome to Motifake
Reality Lord - January 24, 2013, 8:56 pm

hey new guy...friuckin awesome!!!! first poster at that...niiiiice


PARTED -


TAGS: heart jungle alone ocean stone
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:19 am
so beautiful :O


WHEN I'M GONE... - Will anyone walk in deep loneliness, missing the sight of my shadow beside their own?




TRUST ME -


TAGS: wall happy alone
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Haarakkon - November 18, 2010, 12:27 am
Don't do it. That feeling won't be reciprocated.
spacedog - November 17, 2010, 7:51 pm
Thanks guys. I wish the word "of" was in the first line, but instead I'll just wall-off my memory this poster.
crankyhead - November 17, 2010, 10:26 am
that right there is a gem sir.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:53 am
Nicely done...5P


REAL LONELINESS -


TAGS: not limited to being alone
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:09 am

I wish I'd said it. I tend to blurt multi-syllabic strings best used when an anvil fall out of the sky onto your foot. {Grin}
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:36 am
Well Said.


SHE STANDS ALONE -


TAGS: bride wedding alone sad feeling
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.


DIVERSITY -




ADAPTATION -


TAGS: work pretend guarantee alone
Rating: 4.85/5

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motifayk - August 21, 2011, 10:29 am
No doubt he's a great artist. No one would dare to touch a story like that. Actually I like the movie but still it drags a bit.
Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 7:03 am
I agree, it wasn't Nicolas Cage's best work.
motifayk - August 21, 2011, 1:41 am
Much better than the other adaptation.....


LOST LOVE -


TAGS: emotiona lost sorry broken alone
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bull - May 31, 2012, 3:59 am
Lol, not sure how my wife will feel about that but I'll ask
tellitlikeitis - May 30, 2012, 10:55 pm
Wow... powerful and so sad. Marry me.


GUEST -


TAGS: stairs girl haunt ghost alone
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Sho

holymoly - May 7, 2012, 9:59 am
"Antigonish"
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 8:43 am
I see sho's starting to dabble in hard drugs haha 5ls
Zetmonk - May 7, 2012, 7:08 am
My, Sho is slightly strange today. Good in 'n really bad way strange.
Rabbitearsblog - May 7, 2012, 1:35 am
OMG! This poster is epic!
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 7:43 pm

ok...that yellow duckie avatar is really starting to creep the f@#k out of me.


ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.


TAGS: alone dating animals
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:42 pm
if you think that's disturbing wait till you get to know Moo+ a little better....
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
....disturbing
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 5:20 pm
LOL!! that's our Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 5:15 pm
Hey Sailor!
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
he is...
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 4:42 pm
I prefer a nice, cute, queit, masochist girl. (human of course)
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 3:29 pm
you say that now, but you haven't met our resident cow......yet


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: failure pause dramatic effect alone
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 4, 2012, 8:09 am
I second that
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 5:08 am
Beautiful man.. Just beautiful.


Orson Welles -


TAGS: friendship love alone
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 11:32 pm

Super, super good one, sho!~


THE BITTER BILE OF REGRET - is often drunken out of the chalice of timidness




SERENITY -


TAGS: content left alone
Rating: 4.83/5

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rerun - June 5, 2011, 9:35 am

this would be a good motitwist


ALONE -




LONLINESS -


TAGS: always someone for everybody alone
Rating: 4.68/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 10:35 am
I Lived In THe Far North All My Live And Was Never Lonely Until I Had To Live In The City.


HEAR IT? -


TAGS: sunset alone
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - September 24, 2012, 9:10 am
Thanks Greeny!
Greeny - September 20, 2012, 5:55 pm
N1 Champ - good to see you back!


SUCKS TO BE YOU -


TAGS: luck alone fortune
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - February 9, 2012, 12:41 pm
Thank you :)
mariand - February 9, 2012, 3:47 am
yup...great one!
forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:32 am
first fav'd after a while for me. Great work, Sho! Thx!
Verdeckt - February 9, 2012, 1:46 am
Awe5ome!


THE SECRET-2 -


TAGS: alone
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:46 am
Truth Be Said !
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 1:21 pm

i do take orders. contact me over dinner hon :)
tellitlikeitis - February 20, 2012, 1:16 pm
Cool picture... possibly, this one I would like framed.


O MAN Y -


TAGS: claustrophobic stuck alone food
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by heyyouandthehuhwhats

Greeny - April 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
What, no matches?
Sho - April 25, 2011, 8:09 pm
Way better than my phobia posters. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 24, 2011, 4:25 am
HAHA!


TRUE FRIENDS - Are a gift from God, but since god doesn't exist, neither do true friends


TAGS: alone friends
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:48 pm
Stop looking in my brain! ;)
LLmayhem - March 16, 2012, 2:25 am
car is a lexus, the pokemon? well thats a charizard
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
(carebear BANNED)
LLmayhem - March 14, 2012, 9:52 pm
So we have dibbs on the car, now what about my pokemon card collection?
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 7:39 pm
Wow... I have to say for one of your first posters... well done (I'm a bit too new to say this myself, but hey) 5L and... *ahem* ... What carebear said...
carebear - March 14, 2012, 12:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)
LLmayhem - March 14, 2012, 12:39 pm
thanks. i hope we are all a little demotivated after reading this
maoworks2 - March 14, 2012, 8:30 am
Vulcan Logic 5L
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:37 am
My word, that's harsh! 5L
Verdeckt - March 14, 2012, 5:44 am
Very Nice...


MOMENTS OF CLARITY - There will come a time when it will dawn on you that walking around in your house without pants, even whilst alone, is no longer a good idea.


TAGS: cat alone pants moment clarity
Rating: 4.17/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:46 pm
5L for using the word "whilst".


PITY -


TAGS: pity alone time lonely hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 23, 2014, 9:12 pm
And another Hammy poster fits my day


stand alone -




BREAKUP - All prayers are answered if we are willing to admit that sometimes the answer is no.


TAGS: loss alone
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spanko1

themaddportagee - February 3, 2012, 11:28 pm
Wow! How timely...for me. 5ive broken hearts ;)
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:55 am
Yes.


YOU CAN ONLY BE FOUND - if at first you were lost.




RESENTMENT -


TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

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Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*


COUPLES -




SOLITUDE -


TAGS: alone with your pain
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 11:23 pm

Thanks so much, SD. I even wrote the verse!~
spacedog - June 18, 2013, 11:18 pm
This is superb.


Loneliness -


TAGS: dog alone in the rain
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - August 8, 2013, 12:42 am
Thanks. Was looking for a picture for wet and wild. Found this. Guess wet will have to do.
Reality Lord - August 7, 2013, 4:00 pm

nice
rerun - August 7, 2013, 7:05 am

WOW, this is fantastic. Very heartfelt.


Integrity -


TAGS: stand alone times change beliefs
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2014, 1:45 pm
"To die for an idea is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!" –H. L. Mencken


Thats When I Realized -


TAGS: alone nobody cares too ***y
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:57 pm
ROTFL!!!! There's some FLUFs (fat little ugly fucbers) around here who think the answer is always 'yes' when they approach. They haven't figured out that FLUFs can still get the h** chicks by being funny or nice and fun to be around. Silly boys! 5L


The real "forever alone" -


TAGS: friends coffin forever alone
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 24, 2013, 4:06 am
...and the lucky ones get to dance on the others' graves.


CHEER CHEER THE GANGS ALL HERE -




CONFORMITY -


TAGS: alone bed cold
Rating: 4.73/5

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shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:41 pm
Instant 5Ls. This is what this site is for. Please keep going.
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:42 pm

downright depressing, this is why this site was created. 5L


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: solitude being alone nope i am good
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - September 25, 2010, 7:11 am
great picture, great caption, great text. All in all... let me think... great. 5L and fav!
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:20 pm
that hit home, 5 broken hearts
jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 8:11 pm
nods and gives 5l
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 7:40 pm
brutal, 5L rerun.


OSCAR LEVANT -


TAGS: hate alone disgust
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - August 13, 2012, 9:38 pm
Thx
spacedog - August 13, 2012, 7:14 pm
Great poster 5ho.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:35 pm
The simple beauty of that sentiment brings a tear to my jaded old eye.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:53 pm
Heh Heh


ALONE -


TAGS: beach alone wheelchair
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sho - February 11, 2012, 9:01 pm
Thank you
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:54 pm
The wheelchair is kind of a downer for sure. Yet she seems to have nice hair. what to do, what to do... gr5at stuff Sho as always :)
Verdeckt - February 11, 2012, 7:14 pm
Another one Fav'd
Rick69 - February 11, 2012, 1:22 pm
Rather depre5ing. . . Simple & Perfectly Imperfect. . .


SOLITUDE -




THATS STRANGE - I asked God to keep me safe from my enemies and everyone disappeared




MISERY -


TAGS: alone cold
Rating: 4.45/5

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GOODBYE - Leaving all the sorrows and the pain There's no love between us that remains...


TAGS: alone
Rating: 4.4/5

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AUTOPHOBIA - Good friends come and go But enemies accumulate




SAFETY IN NUMBERS -


TAGS: safety independence neener stands alone
Rating: 4.12/5

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Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
A BIG thanks to Cranky on this for helping me put a coherent thought together.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:47 pm
I like it Neener.


PREGNANCY TESTS HAVE EVOLVED -


TAGS: leave that frog alone
Rating: 4.11/5

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culos - August 30, 2010, 10:29 am
This has been an announcement of the Motifake Univerity
culos - August 30, 2010, 10:28 am
*of the patient; if the frog produced eggs within the next 24 hours, the test was positive.
culos - August 30, 2010, 10:28 am
Following the rabbit test an improvement arrived with the frog test, introduced by Lancelot Hogben, which still was used in the 1950s and allowed the frog to remain alive and be used repeatedly: a female frog was injected with serum or urine of the
Cloudchaser - August 30, 2010, 10:17 am
What I was thinking. I know "the rabbit died" reference, but pissing on frogs?
Zealot - August 30, 2010, 9:27 am
what?


LIFE -




HOMECOMING -


TAGS: alone together
Rating: 5/5

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djinnyf - March 15, 2012, 10:52 am
Wow... How demotivating... Liberating too, i guess... xx
CloudchaserS - March 12, 2012, 11:53 pm
Now I'm thinking of Love Me When I'm Gone by 3 Doors Down


KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: alone door
Rating: 4.5/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:22 pm
Thanks. Now I need to change my armor.


SUMMER -


TAGS: summer together alone
Rating: 4.44/5

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robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:07 am
and rum!


THE SAME FOR ALL OF US -


TAGS: alone calendar airman free flight
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - February 6, 2012, 2:55 pm
That's True, But It Wares out.


FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.




LOVE IS OUR TRUE DESTINY - We Do Not Find The Meaning Of Life Alone, We Only Find It With Another ... ... Sometimes With One Who Failed




AT LEAST - you won't have to worry about your neighbors




peace -


TAGS: silence solutude alone quiet peace
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - April 4, 2014, 1:28 pm
I can relate to this. 5L
Greeny - April 4, 2014, 5:42 am
I think this place is more for your own personal therapy - and not that of others.
jonny5 - April 4, 2014, 12:02 am
If what I've done helps a single person to live a more well adjusted life, I'm probably using this website incorrectly.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:51 pm
5L thanks...my new explanation for my social anxiety!


SECLUSION -


TAGS: privacy settings alone cave computer
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 3, 2012, 6:48 pm
Thanks x2
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:40 am
I meant; DANG, THIS IS GOOD!!
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:40 am
Dang, this is good.


ISOLATION -


TAGS: alone solitary lonely
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 9:25 pm

Thank you Priss!~
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:26 pm
Did you expect anything more? Although with Mr. Gary...that charming comment could hang either way, as long as it's not in view of anyone but his poor dear wife. Oh and loved the poster too...teehee
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 4:39 pm

Floors need some polishing, do they?
Sho - February 23, 2014, 1:27 pm
Hahaha
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 1:13 pm
you have.......wax?
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 12:53 pm

Here I am, try'in'a wax poetic, and you guys turn it into something suggestive. It's part of your charm.
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 12:49 pm
Bags of skin!?..... Bags…..of skin!? You realize the graphic an ol’ man acquires with this?!!....I am now forced to put my pants on
Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:34 pm
Nothing but lonely bags of skins. 5/f!


Advice -


TAGS: thoughts words alone people
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:23 am
kinda like smoking pot...you gotta start carrying a recorder around with you...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:21 am
Aw, thanks ma'am.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 7:58 pm
and that's a really savory alone time...wish I could just remember those words
lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 12:48 pm

Gorgeous, Prissy. Simply gorgeous. 5L


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